Comments on: Gingerbread Man Half Eaten

By: Tanya Roberts

Tanya Roberts — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:43:28 +0000

I knew it! You were in cahoots with ol’ saint nick all along! You’ve got 2 deaths on your conscience now. What should I tell the unsuspecting oatmeal cookie’s family? These things just happen? What about Gingy’s partner? I hope you’re happy. I don’t know how you sleep at night…

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:25:51 +0000

Look, you dirty rats, my mouthpiece says I’ve gotta alibi and I ain’t telling youse nuttin’ different.

By: admin

admin — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:43:10 +0000

Upon further examination of the video, it looks like the cookie monster DIDN’T eat Gingy. He ate an unsuspecting oatmeal cookie instead: http://bit.ly/8l9nT0 Santa is still out there, and likely on the move.

By: Tanya Roberts

Tanya Roberts — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:05:44 +0000

This just in: Gingy was spotted on YouTube along side the Cookie monster! http://bit.ly/4FY0RN Gingy nooooo!!!! I guess Santa walks, THIS time…

By: Carol

Carol — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:16:44 +0000

… and, Salim, they’ll probably follow tradition and call it the “Integrated Gingerbread Task Force”!

By: Tanya Roberts

Tanya Roberts — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:53:47 +0000

Thank you for the inside information Cheeky Cici. The police have been on to Santa’s gem smuggling ring for a while now. I overheard it when I was baking some lemon tarts. In fact, last year a few of my rings went missing… It just so happens that my mom’s prized Faberge egg went missing, too. The citizens of Vancouver are fed up. We will tolerate Santa’s burgling, underhanded ways no longer. I predict a revolt.

By: Cheeky Cici

Cheeky Cici — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:40:01 +0000

I always knew Santa was a dirty rat. I’ve heard rumours he was involved in a Ginger Gem smuggling ring. My feeling is poor Gingy got caught up in all the sordid happenings of Santa’s illegal business. The shortbread I made last week have been whispering to each other about how Gingy threatened to go to the police. Santa sent his top hitman, but Rudolph didn’t have the guts to snuff out Gingy, so the jolly man had to fly down from the North and off Gingy himself. It’s all heresay and speculation though. The shortbread are rather flakey.

By: Mike Browne

Mike Browne — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:32:45 +0000

*red faced and wiping cookie crumbs from mouth*

What a shame.

This is the first I have heard of such a horrendous crime. Who would do such a thing? The perpetrators should be punished to the full extent of the law.

Do you know where I can get a glass of milk? I have something I need to wash down.

By: Tanya Roberts

Tanya Roberts — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:13:11 +0000

I agree Salim. There have been talks of forming a Gingerbread Task Force. What better time than now? Santa is on the move and will strike again. It’s only a matter of time before more lives are destroyed.

By: Salim Jiwa

Salim Jiwa — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:03:48 +0000

I personally don’t think police take these reports seriously enough. No wonder citizens are tired of police inaction. The cops in this city seem to be too busy handing out traffic tickets. At the same time, more important crimes such as the one you report is not allocated enough manpower. Should they not be outraged enough to form the Gingerbread Task Force?